everyone acts like friends are this great thing but really they just interrupt you when you’re trying to masturbate.
Stuff I like (all)
- “October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds...”
"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so
Charlie Sheen smokes crack live in a web-chat and they make him the highest paid actor on television.
An 18-year-old black person smokes a blunt...”
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased...
i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together...